Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Rating System: Girls from 1-10

One of the interesting ways that men created in order to identify a woman's value, is the ratings system. A woman's worth is largely defined by how good she looks. What I will do for everyone who reads this is give a standard for what is valuable as well as invaluable in women today. Make no mistake, any woman can be rated.

First, allow me to define the rankings.

1: Untouchable. Repulsive. Disgusting. Pitiful. This woman has 0 value and 100% of the time, it is her fault. This is reserved for women who have lost all self control.

2: Barely better than a 1. Still untouchable. The difference here is perhaps the woman was born deformed. Since her looks are out of her control, I will spare her the 1 ranking.

3: This is the girl in high school that you'd get made fun of for dating. This is the last option. This is for the poor man that simply cannot afford anything better. Women like this usually compensate for their atrocious looks by being overtly funny or "good" to her man.

4: Still butt-ugly. No self-respecting man should ever stoop this low, however, the sexual marketplace favors women and therefore even below average ogres can get a man.

5. As average as it gets. Certainly not marriage or dating material. This girl is your last option in the bar when you've been rejected by everyone else. If your drunk enough, you just might take her back to your place. (But prepare to be horrified in the morning when you sober up)

6: These are the girls that usually look just decent enough to be in a relationship with (if your desperate), but not good looking enough to be a bitch. A 6 will cook, clean, and be appreciative of her man because she lacks the value to do anything less for him.

7: On her best day, when her hair is done, the nails are nice, wearing a cute outfit, she looks cute. On most days you could easily overlook her. 7's are common in offices. They shine at the christmas parties and other events when they can dress up, but other than that, you could do without them. Most times, however, this girl remains in a perpetual state of cute/averageness. (I made that word up) Also, she may be average facially but have a banging body.

8. She's cute and has a descent body. As I mentioned above, the sexual marketplace's current state is very beneficial to these women; you are very lucky to get one to stay with you. Nothing to be ashamed of here, however, you and I both know that you could do better.

9. Great body, excellent face. The real way to test if she is a 9 is to see how she looks without makeup and with her hair not done. A 9 is beautiful, even on a bad day. If you can bed a 9 then you've done well, and you deserve a drink :) What is she missing? Its hard to say, but guys know there is something left to be desired.

10. The pinnacle of beauty. Only a few exist on earth. This girl is perfect in every way. You hardly see them in real life, because they are either supermodels or off somewhere in a private country club which an uber-rich man paid for. You will most likely never bed or even talk to a 10. They are rare and unavailable.


Now that the ratings have been defined, allow me to give the standard for what is what. Below are examples of women, 1-10.

1.


Notice the short hair. Very few women can pull this of and still look decent. Long hair is feminine and very important for a woman to at least have some semblance of being a female. Her fatness was brought on by herself; she is also equally ugly.

2.


3:



4.



Not fat, just plain ugly


5.




Ah, your average American woman. A few extra pounds

6:



7:





8:





9:





10:




Let's be honest here: Asian women are superior in beauty. They truly are the best. This one here is the most beautiful on the planet. No questions asked

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

You absolute fucking prick.

Brittany said...

You're an absolutely horrible, disgusting person. You officially fail at life.

Tigerboy said...
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Anonymous said...

screw all these other people you did a great job here. and that Brittany girl is just mad cause she is about a 2 on the scale. Congrats my man you have done a great thing for all men everywhere!

Anonymous said...

I would rate your personality and intelligence as 0 out of 10. What a facile and UGLY! person you are. I hope you live your pathetic and sad, plastic life alone. John.

Anonymous said...

I agree with john...what a sad sad person you are.

Anonymous said...

lets be honest, we have all been out on the lash with the lads and gone "yea she's a 7" or something along them lines. So anyone bloke who has looked at this and thought 'prick' has no right. Pleasure, Cammy fucking boyFksdf.

Anonymous said...

Intelligence is the sexiest characteristic of all. I'd marry a below-average-looking chick over model any day if she were super smart.

Anonymous said...

Very funny, and honest, idea here. I wonder if a 3 worked on her body if she could be a 6 one day.. that would be an interesting test.

Anonymous said...

What the f**k, OP?! #5 and #4 are prettier than #6 and #7. I'd even say #3 is better-looking than 6 and 7 if she lost some weight. 9 and 10 are definitely below 5 and 8.

So, from best to worst (if the OP decided to play this silly game), I would put

5 8 4 9 3 7 10 6 1 2

I hope everyone can see that apart from obvious defects that almost universally lower the perception of physical beauty (like toothlessness or morbid obesity), the perception of female attractiveness is completely subjective.

Anonymous said...

The awkward moment when the number 7 is the most beautiful one.

Anonymous said...

This was on point, used it to diagram the past few weeks. A+ article Brandon.

Anonymous said...

I disagree with some of the photos. The 8 is not even close to an 8 dude. Not bad though

Anonymous said...

I bet the example of the '1' rated woman on there is at least fifty times more beautiful than you are; you're probably ugly as hell anyway, both inside and out. Well, at least with your repulsive personality you'll never "bed" any woman and end up alone.

The Truth said...

Being someone who keenly studies the human mind, I know for a fact that not one person on the planet is excused from being influenced by the looks of someone else. Everyone who complained about this is a sad pathetic person who complains only because they fit in this scale lower than they want to, and they know it. Sorry to burst all those people's bubbles, but at least some of us are openly swayed by looks, and don't lie about it.

Anonymous said...

It's not wrong to rate girls because let's be honest, most people (even girls themselves) have done it before. The reason why people are piss mad about this blog post imo is due to the condescending and insolent manner in which each ranking is depicted. For example, a 5 is considered average, but in the description it states that the girl would not even be considered dating material. This conclusion is baseless and completely ignorant of other elements of a healthy relationship. There is a difference between being shallow and pitifully low. Unless the author is some kind of billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, his ego must have been bloated to the size of a hot air balloon. You should try to change yourself before criticizing others of their imperfections. If you think this is a butt-hurt comment, then you have much to grow.

Anonymous said...

Excellent article, I see all the "lower" ranking people are having a problem with it though

The Avenger said...

Anons below "The Truth" obviously just finished watching The Avengers and remembered Downey Jr:
CA: "You're a man in a suit. Take that away, and what are you?"
IM: "Billionarre, genius, playboy, philanthropist"

Anonymous said...

Dude, you have hideous taste in women. Your ten is my 5!

Anonymous said...

I would love to give the short haired fat woman one up the arse.

Anonymous said...

I bet this author is an ugly male who doesn't think he needs to workout or be an outstanding human. because he has a dick he 'deserves' a woman. Dude, you'll be lucky to grab a 2. Get Real.

Anonymous said...

Laughing my fucking arse off at the complete fuckwittedness of this fool. I have absolutely no doubt that you are a physically repulsive speciman whose only sex in life is paid for. Any woman who hears your views on her attractiveness or otherwise will consign you where you belong - down the crapper with the rest of the turds. Fool.

Just because you disagree, doesn't mean the other guy is a dick said...

Just a few people feeling butthurt here then... god damn, everybody is commenting that the author is "ugly" or "fails at life"... grow up, for all we know, the author is Bill Gates, or the hottest guy on the planet. If you don't like his opinion, suck it up and deal with it, life isn't perfect, so don't expect to agree with everything on the internet.

Miss Lechuza said...

Primero, dejeme decirle que yo soy 4 en el ranking masculino... solo en caso de que se lo pregunte.
En segundo lugar, aunque muchos aquí se indignen, así es como muchos hombres piensan y se comunican sobre las mujeres... en cuenta mis amigos y no es que me guste o esté de acuerdo con ello.
Y finalmente, lo que quisiera saber es si usted verdaderamente es una persona irónica (por lo cual encuentro algún sentido de que escriba y por ende, legitime esto) o simplemente es tan básico, que comparte esta cosmovisión?... solo eso quisiera saber.

Anonymous said...

The only thing I object to is you saying the "1" woman has zero value.

Some of those women may do great things. A woman's value doesn't come from how much you want to fuck her.

Aside from that, feel free to call people ugly to your heart's content; you're entitled to your opinion.

Anonymous said...

You listed the two countries where women have more plastic surgery than anywhere else in the world! I suppose women of other countries might rank highly on your very arbitrary list if they had as much plastic surgery! As an Asian woman my ranking goes (from hottest to not at all):

10. East & Central Asian men (Tibetan, Korean, Mongolian, northern Chinese)
9. Brazilian men (this country has some insane beauty genes)
8. Black & Latino men
7. Italians
6. German/Swiss/Austrian
5. Aussies
4. American (white) - mostly because many aren't respectful to women
3. Old guys (the touchy feely creeper uncle types)
2. Very fat men
1. Men who abuse women

Simolo said...

I can oredicy you are a very unnatractive person

Anonymous said...

godammit why are we always objectified based on race??? Yes we do have very pretty individuals among our ethnicity (I'm Singaporean) but there are also those who don't look that good. Beauty is really, really subjective, so stuff it, asshole. 真是无聊的。你是一个白痴。我无法尊重你。

Anonymous said...

i think asian women are disgustingly ugly, i hate those damn eyes so... you failed in my opinion.
also no fat woman would be over 3 in my scaling.

Anonymous said...

It is self explanatory that the guy who wrote this blog is butt ugly (physically and in personality- he has no brains)

and the only sex that he can hope for is that which he gives himself.

Anonymous said...

People may find this rude but most of us guys in highschool used this to rate girls all 4 years. Cant belive how accurate this is to our mindset,to be honest.

Anonymous said...

If this is how men brains work I was right my whole life and you all are worth nothing, not even a flea. You just deserve our disgusted stare when you look at our backs the second we pass.
Tanks you for proving me right!

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Anonymous said...

Oh come on man, that asian woman aint shit. I'm black and I don't understand why some men just love asians so much. They got no ass 90% of the time and they act all submissive and "cute" just to get a guy. Once they get him, her personality does a 180 and the crouching bitch, hidden cunt comes out.

Anonymous said...

7 just blows me away. The girl next door type and she's cute as a button. I also like 6. Yes...not perfect by any means but she has taken the time to look pretty damn sexy imo. And that is always appreciated. Honestly...once you go north of a 4 or 5....all women look beautiful to me. At that point, it really is about what's on the inside and especially in her heart that matters most. It truly is rather shallow to play this game out in the open. Women are very sensitive beings....and I dont enjoy seeing them get hurt.